what person WANTS to be sexually harassed online? people say “You should enjoy the attention” and maybe i would enjoy it if wasn’t coming from people who eat old food crumbs they find in the folds of their skin and wear the same sonic the hedgehog t-shirt for 3 years without washing it and when someone says it stinks they just spray axe body spray on it.
I do, bitch, so shut your fucking mouth.
relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead
Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.
Ok just a reminder to everyone: If you’re planning on tweeting billie joe armstrong “wake up” or something tomorrow, DON’T. The song is about his father’s death and so it’s really personal and treating it like a joke isn’t the right thing to do. Plus he’s asked so many times for people to stop and no one listens so yeah. Please don’t do that.
just watched concrete try and fail to fit into this napkin holder for the past five minutes, now he’s just been standing with his front paws in it looking mad and tired
are you kidding
you named your fucking cat concrete